Omgomg

No one else in the theater was laughing and I was in stitches trying to contain my laughter.

 

Oh.

Guess I’m not human then.

A bajillion episodes later, and they have still not succeded.

You fucked up Naruto, you fucked up real bad.
 

How can I ask for repentance when I’m just as merciless and unforgiving?

How can I stand by these ideals while I stab them in the back when they aren’t looking?

There is a limit, thus none of us are infinite.

(Source: doublechevron)

Plus Pixie Lott said she’d love to do a collab with One Direction.

Whateven.

Attempting to pick-up girls: So… do you wanna, ummm, fondue?

Being an average person facing the impossible expectations put on me by my parents, I’ve always felt the need to impress people. This is made an even more impossible task by the fact that I’m naturally a reserved person.

This is why I’m constantly seeking approval from people and doing absurd things to gain attention. And more often than not, it’s not good enough for them and I end up being disappointed by myself. I suppose this is also why I’m extremely annoying.